This isn’t my cup of tea.


I can’t bargain, not at all, not with the auto-wallah, the rickshaw wallah neither while I am street shopping. I am not good at it but does it matter? I am scorned upon due to this fact, people treat me like I am an invalid when it comes to bargaining. How can one bargain? I am never going to figure out the answer to that one question.

I always end up paying double the amount of money when I am traveling alone. When I am not alone, my friends  bully the poor auto-wallah to slash the prices till he agrees. I am just a mere spectator when these deals are discussed, standing like a child awestruck with the bargaining skills of the friends. Unfortunately we don’t have meter autos in Chandigarh.

When it comes to shopping, specially street shopping I either buy it or just let it be, bargaining is not just my cup of tea. I love shopping, like anyone else from planet Venus but I didn’t acquire the requisite skills for shopping. I definitely can’t bargain and I have an entire collection of clothes that I never saw again after purchasing. Those are signs of a bad shopper.

The best bargaining I ever did was with a traffic cop on the new year’s eve. He caught me for skipping a signal, I pleaded, begged, made innocent puppy faces and after half an hour of all that he let me go. It felt glorious, I was ecstatic. I saved my driving a license and 300 bucks. Apart from that I have never really bargained.

Its not that I have not tried at all, I do try but to no avail. I have this uncanny incapability of bargaining. What’s funnier is when people around me tell me its not a good thing. Does it really matter if I can bargain or not? Won’t change the world for me. So people around me stop pestering me about it.

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15 comments on “This isn’t my cup of tea.

  1. I also don’t feel like bargaining sometimes, esp with rickshaw wallas, due to the faces they have… but it’s not that I am bad at this.. I read them quickly and adjust accordingly :D

    It’s fun sometimes, when they try to be over-smart and you get them to the level(No arrogance intended). Try it! ;)

  2. a similar life that I lead! Momma does it so well and batters me for not being a good bargainer. And I have a reason, He isnt taking away all of my money and he too has a family to be fed upon. So we have no need to bargain.. :) and Online Shopping is the best for me as there is no scope for bargaining!

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